Writer. Editor. Laugher.

This is me in space.

This is me in space.

I hate space.

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Rejected Mister Rogers Biopics

Rejected Mister Rogers Biopics

It was announced that Tom Hanks will star in the Fred Rogers biopic You Are My Friend because of course he will. The film chronicles Rogers’ relationship with journalist Tom Junod. These are the Mr. Rogers biopic concepts that were rejected. *** I, Mr. What […]

The Bio I Wish I Could Write About My Life

The Bio I Wish I Could Write About My Life

Hi. I’m Robin. I’m a writer who makes a living writing whatever I want, only when I feel like it, for large sums of money. Steve Martin, Zadie Smith, Barack Obama, George Saunders, and Oprah have all said my latest novel is their favorite book […]

Conversations With My Dog

Conversations With My Dog

Simon is my dog. He is incredible, but he is also just a dog and cannot talk. That, however, does not stop me from talking to him.  **** Me: You’re a really handsome dog. Simon: … Me: I think you know that. I think you […]

Here’s Why I Hate Space

Here’s Why I Hate Space

You can’t breathe up there! You get sucked out of the ship, it’s bye forever! No one knows what’s going on in space! There are definitely aliens, but we don’t even know if we could communicate with them! I get car sick. That’s means I’d […]

Boom! Toasted.

Boom! Toasted.

I am a woman of many interests (like, three), and as such, I have a food-themed Instagram account called @boom.toasted. Toast is great and so I started this account as a sort of challenge to myself to see how many different things I could put […]

I Think I Might Try Writing Things Here

I Think I Might Try Writing Things Here

Wouldn’t it be insane to actually use my writer’s website as a place to write things? Bonkers. But I think I might do it. P.S. That’s my dog, Simon. He’s incredible.