Writer. Editor. Laugher.




Appropriate Moments to Respond with Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl from the Song “Shallow”

It’s Me, Melania! I Am Right Here! Everything is Fine!

The Belladonna:

I Am the Dog in a Horror Movie and My Owners Aren’t Noticing All the Demons

The Daily Itinerary of Ben Affleck’s Phoenix Back Tattoo

I Am a Grown Woman and I Am Going to Marry This Pizza

Little Old Lady Comedy:

Realistic Acts of Self-Care

Points in Case:

What Your Favorite Type of Apple Says About You


So You Want to Unsubscribe

Short stories:

Loomis, OK — Corvus Review, pg. 154

Movie reviews:

The Blemish

Trending news/Listicles:

22 Words – many listicles, a lot of strong words about Donald Trump, a sprinkle of celeb news and a bunch of trending stories

Guff – all the listicles you could ever dream of

Social media:

Twitter – bad jokes, rants

@robinzlotnick Instagram – mostly pictures of my dog, Simon

@boom.toasted Instagram – mostly breakfast, lots of toast