Writer. Editor. Laugher.

Writing

Comedy:

McSweeney’s:

Appropriate Moments to Respond with Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl from the Song “Shallow”

It’s Me, Melania! I Am Right Here! Everything is Fine!

The Belladonna:

I Am a Grown Woman and I Am Going to Marry This Pizza

The Daily Itinerary of Ben Affleck’s Phoenix Back Tattoo

Points in Case:

What Your Favorite Type of Apple Says About You

Slackjaw:

So You Want to Unsubscribe


Short stories:

Loomis, OK — Corvus Review, pg. 154


Movie reviews:

The Blemish


Trending news/Listicles:

22 Words – a lot of strong words about Donald Trump, a sprinkle of celeb news and a bunch trending stories

Guff – all the listicles you could ever dream of


Social media:

Twitter – bad jokes, rants

Instagram – mostly pictures of my dog, Simon

@boom.toasted Instagram – mostly breakfast, lots of toast