Humor:
McSweeney’s:
This Woman Perfectly Illustrates What It’s Like to Have No Artistic Abilities Whatsoever
I’m the Quarantine Sitcom You’re Thinking of Writing, and I’m Begging You to Not
How to Find Your Correct Bra Size
Appropriate Moments to Respond with Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl from the Song “Shallow”
More Wizard Facts We Wish J. K. Rowling Had Kept to Herself
It’s Me, Melania! I Am Right Here! Everything is Fine!
The Belladonna:
Susan Sontag’s Notes on “Summer Camp”
My Cover Letter for the Position of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Best Friend
I Am the Dog in a Horror Movie and My Owners Aren’t Noticing All the Demons
The Daily Itinerary of Ben Affleck’s Phoenix Back Tattoo
I Am a Grown Woman and I Am Going to Marry This Pizza
Little Old Lady Comedy:
The Daily Drunk Mag:
I, Dr. Frankentstein, Would Like to Be Known for My Other Accomplishments
Funny-ish
Thoughts I Have About My Dog Every Single Day
All the Things Everyone Is Definitely Doing While You Sit on the Couch and Look at Instagram
Points in Case:
What Your Favorite Type of Apple Says About You
Slackjaw:
Better Hallmark Hanukkah Movies
Flash/Micro Fiction:
A Postmodern Wife in Her Kitchen — Ruby Literary Magazine (nominated, Best American Short Stories)
Untethered — The Westchester Review
Floaters — Rejection Letters
New Thing Kisses — X-R-A-Y Lit Mag
Lily Monster — Peach Mag, Season 4
Infestation — After the Pause, Vol. 7, Issue 1, pg. 19
Amy Sacks — Five on the Fifth, Vol. 4, Issue 9
Empty Bowl — TL;DR: NOPE 2
Short Fiction:
Watermelon Boyfriend, HaHa Lounge, ’94 — Identity Theory (nominated, Best of the Net)
Loomis, OK — Corvus Review, Issue 10, pg. 154
Movie reviews:
Social media:
@robinzlotnick Instagram – mostly pictures of my dog, Simon
@zlotspots Instagram – mostly pots I made or am in the process of making
@boom.toasted Instagram – mostly breakfast, lots of toast