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Writing Selections

Flash/Micro Fiction:

When you take a bite — Welkin Writing Prize 2026 Shortlist

Numb — Brilliant Flash Fiction

A Postmodern Wife in Her Kitchen — Ruby Literary Magazine (nominated, Best American Short Stories)

Untethered — The Westchester Review

New Thing Kisses — X-R-A-Y Lit Mag

Lily Monster — Peach Mag, Season 4


Short Fiction:

A Police Station Shouldn’t Have Two Girls — Gone Lawn

Watermelon Boyfriend, HaHa Lounge, ’94 — Identity Theory (nominated, Best of the Net)


Humor:

McSweeney’s:

This Woman Perfectly Illustrates What It’s Like to Have No Artistic Abilities Whatsoever

I’m the Quarantine Sitcom You’re Thinking of Writing, and I’m Begging You to Not

How to Find Your Correct Bra Size

Appropriate Moments to Respond with Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl from the Song “Shallow”

More Wizard Facts We Wish J. K. Rowling Had Kept to Herself

 

The Belladonna Comedy:

Susan Sontag’s Notes on “Summer Camp”

I Am the Dog in a Horror Movie and My Owners Aren’t Noticing All the Demons

The Daily Itinerary of Ben Affleck’s Phoenix Back Tattoo

I Am a Grown Woman and I Am Going to Marry This Pizza

 

The Daily Drunk Mag:

I, Dr. Frankentstein, Would Like to Be Known for My Other Accomplishments

 

Slackjaw:

Better Hallmark Hanukkah Movies

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